Ever surprise what it’s like behind the scenes of WP Briefing? Listen in on this episode for a bit levity and Josepha’s bloopers.
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[contemporary intro music]
Josepha Haden Chomphosy 00:10
Hello, everybody, and welcome to a bonus briefing. Normally I discuss to you about WordPress and stuff, however I figured that all of us want a bit levity in our lives proper now. So at this time’s episode is definitely only a collection of bloopers and errors that I’ve made whereas recording. When I used to be getting ready for this podcast, nobody talked about the deep weirdness of standing alone in your closet speaking to your self, nor did they understand simply how misplaced I can get within the surpassingly, beautiful lyricism of a lilting line, after which simply don’t know what I’m presupposed to be studying within the script that I wrote for myself. So, my expensive buddies, I hope these carry you a bit giggle. And if we’ve obtained any luck in any respect, you may additionally hear me singing to myself, my pc, or about how horrible my speaking simply was. Here we go!
Josepha Haden Chomphosy 01:12
Hello, everybody, and welcome to a bonus briefing. I do know I wasn’t going to sit down boop, boop.
Josepha Haden Chomphosy 01:21
I tousled the factor the place I’m speaking about how I mess up, after all. I’m going to do it yet another time, and you’ll select no matter is an inexpensive factor there.
Josepha Haden Chomphosy 01:33
Because we had such a prolonged WP Briefing, WordPress, I’m going to only begin that over once more. Sorry, everybody.
Josepha Haden Chomphosy 01:42
My buddies. Oh, no. I don’t know the way I finish my very own present. How do I finish my very own present? There we go. Sorry.
Josepha Haden Chomphosy 01:52
That was a bizarre technique to say that. I’m going to start out over once more from the transition. And then we’re simply going to go straight via to the top. Maybe.
Josepha Haden Chomphosy 02:03
The names that… I sound bizarre. I sound like I don’t know what my phrases are. And I mentioned I wrote the phrases. I mentioned I used to be all going to go in a single go, and I’m a liar at this time. Okay, right here we go. For realsies!
Josepha Haden Chomphosy 02:16
Final first final take. Here we go. Sorry, I made myself giggle.
Josepha Haden Chomphosy 02:22
Matt Mullenweg. And, and I, I’m additionally in that group. I don’t know why I mentioned that prefer it was a shock. I’ve me too. I’m additionally in there.
Josepha Haden Chomphosy 02:33
Ugh, I ran out of air. For causes, it was a brief sentence. I don’t know why I ran out of air.
Josepha Haden Chomphosy 02:43
Coming out on April 14. That’s not true. It’s April 13. Right?
Josepha Haden Chomphosy 02:50
On the shape beneath to share the. Pfft – what are the issues!
Josepha Haden Chomphosy 02:58
This is WP Briefing episode seven, no title as a result of I don’t know what to name it as a result of I gave it a title already. I gave it two titles, after which couldn’t keep in mind why I gave it these titles. So I’ll give you a title earlier than we publish it. But I additionally don’t know what it’s. I’m going to ask for assist.
Josepha Haden Chomphosy 03:17
Testing mission since I’ve too many commas, and I actually believed in my comma after I mentioned it.
Josepha Haden Chomphosy 03:24
Prior to Gutenberg… pfft. Open supply software program like WordPress. I used to be going to smash that sentence into half a sentence. I used to be going to say when you realize what you’re workussing on you might have an answer which isn’t my buddies of factor. So, I’m simply going to say the sentence once more.
Josepha Haden Chomphosy 03:47
I used to be sitting over right here wringing my arms for some cause throughout that whole checklist. And so should you can hear me wringing my arms, which might be a complete new top of hysteria for anybody, you let me know, and I’ll rerecord that additionally.
Josepha Haden Chomphosy 04:00
Get an idea of. Nope, it is a lie. Get an idea of the place to get your tickets is the silliest factor. I’m beginning over from the small checklist of massive issues. Also, as a result of I obtained too enthusiastic about how massive my checklist is. I’m going to get that excited once more. But I’ll strive to not shout about it.
Josepha Haden Chomphosy 04:17
“Humming intro song” Dun dun dun dun dun.
Josepha Haden Chomphosy 04:23
Sorry, I needed to scroll up, and I strive to not scroll up after I’m speaking in case possibly my complete pc turns right into a microphone. Sorry, I’m simply going to maintain going as a result of this has been a nice take up to now.
Josepha Haden Chomphosy 04:34
Mercy! I’ve phrases that I can say with my mouth. They aren’t these phrases at this time. It appears.
Josepha Haden Chomphosy 04:45
Build as much as… Oh my goodness. My abdomen grumbled, and this microphone, I do know, picked it up. And so I’m going to redo bullet two in order that we don’t simply have a small monster below the mattress in the midst of the podcast.
Josepha Haden Chomphosy 05:03
Also, like DEI, I really feel s—Eh – possibly I ought to say, DEI, someplace in there, so it’s clear for individuals trigger I’m speaking to individuals and never truly a display screen.
Josepha Haden Chomphosy 05:17
Before I joined the WordPress mission, nearly all of my work with accessibility was within the context of the digital divide. Now, when speaking in regards to the digital divide, there are three ideas round quote-unquote, getting issues to individuals. And these ideas are… I assume I might say the factor, maintain on one second, I can do it. I really feel like I’m chopping up my phrases like I’m not likely respiration very effectively. So I apologize. But right here we go once more.
Josepha Haden Chomphosy 05:58
Don’t embrace that one. Sorry, I’m so nervous about this episode that, like, my mouth is getting dry, and I fear which you can hear it, and it drives me nuts each time I hear podcasters with a dry mouth, and you’ll identical to hear it clicking and at all times stresses me out. I’m like, somebody ought to give that poor factor a drink of water. And I simply know I’m going to really feel that method about myself later. And so I’m making an attempt to remain hydrated, however it additionally signifies that I’ve to cease each two paragraphs and take a drink of water. I apologize for that interlude. I’m about to start out once more, at my subsequent part, which is like, midway via.
Josepha Haden Chomphosy 06:39
Also, I discovered which you can hear me swallowing my water with this microphone as a result of it’s a spectacular microphone. And so, I apologize for that as effectively. All proper. Here I’m going. I’m going to do it multi function take. Watch me.
Josepha Haden Chomphosy 06:56
But I even have questions, particularly about how you can transfer every little thing ahead. Mm-hmm. Whoops. I put particularly within the unsuitable spot. But I additionally thought…
Josepha Haden Chomphosy 07:10
Ta da, we did it. Gosh, that’s a brief one.
Josepha Haden Chomphosy 07:16
I did it. Where’s my the place’s my turning offing button.
Josepha Haden Chomphosy 07:22
Tada! And scene and carried out.