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This episode of the WP Briefing options all of the Josepha bloopers our little elves have saved away over the 12 months.

Have a query you’d like answered? You can submit them to wpbriefing@wordpress.org, both written or as a voice recording.


Editor: Dustin Hartzler
Logo: Javier Arce
Production: Santana Inniss
Song: Fearless First by Kevin MacLeod


[Josepha Haden Chomphosy 00:00:00] 

Hello everybody, and welcome to the WordPress Briefing, the podcast the place you possibly can usually catch fast explanations of the concepts behind the WordPress open supply venture with the hope that deeper understanding creates deeper appreciation.

But on in the present day’s bonus episode, as a substitute of catching fast explanations, you’ll catch some fast bloopers. 

The finish of the 12 months is a time when many individuals and lots of cultures collect collectively, and whether or not you observe traditions of sunshine or religion, compassion, or celebration from everybody right here on the WordPress Briefing Podcast, we’re wishing you a contented, festive season and a really pleased New Year.

Sit again, chill out, and luxuriate in among the laughs and outtakes from recording the WP Briefing over the 12 months.

[Josepha Haden Chomphosy 00:01:00] 

Hello everybody, and welcome to the WordPress. This is the factor I’ve completed 25 occasions, and I understand how to do it for reals.

Welcome to WordPress Briefing, episode 20. Oh no, 7? 27? 26? Episode 27. I understand how many issues I’ve completed.

Ooh, neat. This is Josepha recording episode 46 of the WP Bonus Briefings. Not as a result of we’ve had 46 bonus Briefings, however as a result of that is the forty sixth one and it’s a bonus, it would even have a elaborate title. But proper now, I’m simply calling it the bonus. It’s gonna be fast. Here I’m going. 

Group them into two huge buckets, themes, uh, themes and instruments. Mmm, I’m gonna need to redo the entire thing! No! I believed I might reserve it, and I didn’t reserve it. I had a typo in my script, after which I messed it up. I, it mentioned into you huge buckets as a substitute of into two huge buckets. 

[Josepha Haden Chomphosy 00:02:00] 

I’m gonna begin over from the goal launch date as a result of I sort of smeared all of it collectively, um, regardless of what I meant to do.

And offers everybody, no. What is that this ringing of telephones? Oh, I used to be doing so effectively. Where was I? Let’s see if I can simply choose it up.

All righty, stay from my closet. It’s episode 20, the WordPress Briefing, WP Briefing. So I’ve a title for this, and once I began writing it, I actually had each intention of writing it to the title. And then what I wrote doesn’t match the title in any respect, however does actually hold collectively effectively. And so we’re gonna need to provide you with a brand new title, however in the meanwhile, it’s known as So Many Ways to WordPress.

Here in a minute, you will note why it doesn’t match. Also, on the finish, I really feel like I get very, like, indignant nerd chief.

[Josepha Haden Chomphosy 00:03:00]  

And so I’ll, I’ll on the finish, give {that a} second go and see if there’s a approach that I can soften it a bit bit, however, I, I don’t know that I can soften it. I really feel very strongly about it. So, perhaps I’m simply an indignant nerd chief.

Oh, okay. I’ll get us began now that I apparently have crammed the room with apologies, not the room, the closet. 

We’ll work out one thing very catchy as a title or in its place. Very descriptive, and folks will click on on it as a result of they have to know, however we’ll work out the title later.

@wordpress.org. However, I don’t know why I made a decision to do an invite to e-mail me in the course of that. I’m gonna begin from the highest of that paragraph. I simply received too excited by the chance to get mail.

I gotta sluggish it down. I’m just like the quickest talker, had an excessive amount of espresso. Okay, slowing it down now. 

Huh? What am I saying? No, no, that’s what I’m saying. It’s tremendous. I, I can do that. 

[Josepha Haden Chomphosy 00:04:00]

Hold on. Oww. Sorry. I used to be adjusting my microphone, after which it fell down. I occurred to be holding it on the time, so it didn’t, like, slam down, I feel, and damage your ears and so I apologize. Good factor I finished so it didn’t simply, like, slam down in the course of a recording.

That’s all proper. I’m gonna give myself that win, although it’s a hole one. All proper. Trying once more. Starting proper there, at now since.

This 12 months, it begins on October 18th, 2001. That’s the 12 months? No, 2021. That’s the 12 months. Oh man. I’m doing such an awesome job of this.

Um, I’m recording this barely earlier than, um, you’re listening to it? What, how am I gonna begin this? Hold on. I don’t know find out how to begin this. All proper. I’m, I can do it.

Oh, I’m so glad I remembered. We had visitors that might have been so embarrassing.

Now for me, the trade-offs work effectively. How many occasions can I say now?

[Josepha Haden Chomphosy 00:05:00] 

Do I simply begin each sentence with now now? Is this simply how I do issues? Uh, now, now, now, now. I’m gonna begin over again as a result of I’m in my head in regards to the phrases in my mouth now. So.

In some close to timeframe, some close to timeframe. This is just not a factor that individuals say, Dustin, I’m sorry. That’s not a factor individuals say. I’m simply gonna retry that one sentence to sound like I converse with different human beings generally.

Today is the beginning of… I can do this stuff.

This was a horrible ending. I would like to only end that final half. I’m gonna redo the half the place I began with my title and never the title of the podcast. Um, and we’ll try this.

And when you’re supporting or constructing something at hand off to purchasers, you recognize that well timed, straightforward to ship modifications on a website are thought of an important a part of any overarching model and advertising technique. Wow. It’s like, I don’t know what phrases are proper there. 

[Josepha Haden Chomphosy 00:06:00] 

I tripped over my very own tongue so much. I’m gonna sit, I’m gonna try this paragraph once more as a result of I didn’t do an excellent job of it.

I’ll do a greater job.

I actually digress, and now I don’t know. I’m in my factor. What was I saying? Oh, there we go. 

Topher DeRosia, who based Word not WordPress. Holy moly. That was a, I knew I used to be gonna say that, and I used to be like, don’t say that whenever you really get round to saying this, however right here I’m, and I did it. Even although I knew I used to be gonna do it and I advised myself to not. Doing it once more. Right from there.

Not which audiench phase. Oh man. Audiench is just not a phrase, people. I used to be on a roll. I’m gonna begin proper from the first factor.

I don’t even bear in mind how I began this podcast. What is the very last thing I mentioned? I mentioned, right here we go. All proper. 

Kind of lined some fascinating floor, and so, oh no, this isn’t the place I’m gonna begin it. I do know precisely the place I’m gonna begin it. Okay. I’m actually prepared now. Here we go.

[Josepha Haden Chomphosy 00:07:00] 

I instantly, I’m gonna pause proper right here as a result of I instantly received actually frightened that I didn’t really hit report. Oh my gosh. I did. Woo. I’m in all places. Okay. We’ll now proceed. Wait, did I? Oh my goodness. I did, tremendous sorry.

Of the WordPress Briefing. I’m gonna do some singing in the course of some speaking, however I hold attempting to speak myself out of the singing, so I’m gonna go forward and do the singing, after which I’ll do the speaking earlier than I discuss myself out of the singing. Here I’m going, in all probability.

I added a phrase. That was so good. I’m gonna begin once more. I’m gonna get some water, after which I’m gonna begin once more. Not once more. Again. Just from the ‘and finally.’

I don’t understand how I end my present. Y’all, I do that actually each week. I by no means know find out how to end my present. Here we go.

I don’t know why I shouted at you from the opposite aspect of the tiny closet. I apologize. I’m gonna begin once more from ‘and finally.’

Tada we did it.

[Josepha Haden Chomphosy 00:08:00] 

Ha. I hate it. I hate the entire podcast. It’s gonna be tremendous. 

Done. Nailed it.

[Josepha Haden Chomphosy 00:00:00] 

With that, I’m your host, Josepha Haden Chomphosy. Merry Christmas from me. Happy holidays to you, and we’ll see you once more within the new 12 months.



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